a disturbing trend December 8, 2008
Posted by Sonia in Sass.trackback
Dear Miss Conduct,
It has become clear to me that before the year is out I will probably kill Ben Brown. MOST LIKELY the murder weapon will be a pink-handled kitchen knife though there is also some possibility that I will just grab whatever else is at hand (dish soap, pineapple, cheez-its). What can I do to stave off this escalating violence? It’s tough because he’s kind of a douche and deserves it — but it would be hard to cover up, and I’d probably incite the wrath of the thing atop the thing. Any thoughts are appreciated.
Sincerely,
Knifing in Knrovidence
Umm – so WHY will you kill Ben Brown? Being a douche is necessary but not sufficient.
(note: typo in your post: touch = tough probably)
Zack
FIGHT FIGHT INNER LIGHT
KILL QUAKERS KILL
typos corrected.
did you know that it is illegal to buy toothbrushes on a sunday in providence?
Dear Knifing,
Though I am not Miss Conduct, I though I still might offer the suggestion of knitting kneedles as a murder weapon in leiu of knives. They are far less suspect as murder weapons and much less likely to be examined for forensic evidence. Plus, they also serve as a cover because cops don’t think people who knit commit murder.
Yours in crime,
Knitting Kninja