a disturbing trend December 8, 2008
Posted by Sonia in Sass.4 comments
Dear Miss Conduct,
It has become clear to me that before the year is out I will probably kill Ben Brown. MOST LIKELY the murder weapon will be a pink-handled kitchen knife though there is also some possibility that I will just grab whatever else is at hand (dish soap, pineapple, cheez-its). What can I do to stave off this escalating violence? It’s tough because he’s kind of a douche and deserves it — but it would be hard to cover up, and I’d probably incite the wrath of the thing atop the thing. Any thoughts are appreciated.
Sincerely,
Knifing in Knrovidence
